PirateJohn's Revised Florida Keys Adventure Guide
General tales of misbehavior (essays written and published on the HumourList online joke list over the last few years):
Coast to coast in 48 hours via motorcycle
GS Adventures, or Boys Just Like to Play in the Dirt
East Meet West as PirateJohn and Jsolton conquer Biketoberfest
Smoky Mountains trip, late 2005
Quick notes on Mexico:
Photos from my 2005-2006 trip to Tampico
Nogales, Arizona to el Fuerte, SON, Mexico, 1998
Copper Canyon, SON, Mexico, 1998
Selected motorcycles I have known and loved:
Robomantis 2006 (1998 BMW R1100GS)
Franken-K (1996 BMW K1100RS) (this is the bike that I rode coast-to-coast in less than 50 hours during 2002)
Other tall tales:
Word's of wisdom, and a quick trip to coastal North Carolina
The Pirate Museum, Nassau, The Bahamas, 2002
Want to learn more about the world of touring motorcycling? Try these links:
Iron Butt Association (Long Distance Motorcyclists)
and my FAQ for IBA riders coming to Jacksonville Beach
Internet BMW Riders (where everyone is a President)
How about the Florida Keys and the Jimmy Buffett lifestyle? Check out these sites:
It's Only Key West! gossip, rumors, and fun stuff relating to the Florida Keys
And the official site: http://www.margaritaville.com
Interested in Mexico, and want to know what Mexico is REALLY like from the perspective of Norteamericanos who live and travel there?
Time to be serious, as ol' John turns his priorities towards helping those in need. The following are charities that we support, and we hope that you will do the same.
American Red Cross - support your local chapter and the nat'l organization
Planet Gumbo - feed the less fortunate - with style!
Riding Into History - the legendary vintage motorcycle show and fund raiser for breast cancer charities. ol' John has served as el Presidente of the founding club for the last few years.
PirateJohn's Tall Tales and (Mostly) True Stories
