"Now, let me say this about the Cajuns. I like Cajuns. They are fellow radicals like ol' John. But Cajun driving can best be described as being sorta faith based, rather than being based on scientific principles. " (From Mexico in 2003 )
"Upon discovering that Drifters was open 24 hours a day, 7 days a week, I was kinda asking myself why in the World I had bothered to get a room. My idea of a friendly bar is one that will let you sleep on the bar, and this place looked like it would qualify." (From Hijinks in Alabama)
(Regarding the different categories and strengths of hurricanes) "... take hurricanes very, very seriously. Riding out a hurricane is sorta like helping to throw a drunk out of a bar: If he's a drunk 125 lb. geek that's one thing, but if he's packin' a razor blade in his sock and his 290 lb. girlfriend just went out the back door to get the shotgun out of the pick 'em up, then there's no dishonour in going out the front door pretty quickly. " (From More advice on hurricanes )
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